So, all this hard work DOES cause some problems. I try to use gloves, but they make my hands really hot. This happened after I spent about two hours in the garden with the hoe:

It very much looked like a blister - and I was pretty proud of it. I even showed EVERYONE at work the next day. I was so excited...until Dwight asked if I was SURE it wasn't just a slinter. Look close - the white? That's a splinter. It came out. And my blister that I was so proud of healed in like, a day. Oh well.
I am having another REAL problem, though. Its called SLUGS.

Ugh. I HATE a slug. They're disgusting. And I found about 6 on my plants yesterday. Pure anger came. I've already applied slug bait twice, but apparently I need it more often. Here's what I'm using:

And here's one that would be what the snail sees:

I'll buy the Walsmart out of this stuff if that's what it takes.